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19.06.2006 (12:00)
There are 4 animals species a woman needs in her life
Jaguar in her garage, Mink in her closet Tiger in her bed and ofcourse a DONKEY to pay her bills
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Men are like used cars both are eazy to get , cheap and unreliable
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There is HOT-sex FAST-sex GROUP-sex SAFE-sex LEATHER-sex TELEPHONE-sex AND for people with your face there is no SEX
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 Sex is like Nokia connecting people, like Nike just do it, like Pepsi ask for more like Samsung every one is invited and like Me so good to be true
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Roses are red , violets are blue, i was born beautiful, but what the hell happen to you
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When apple is green is ready to pluck, when a girl is sixteen she is ready to fuck
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Dont be sad dont feel blue frankestein was ugly too
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If you think sex is a pain in the ass you are doing it the wrong way
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?HE- will you come out with me this saturday 
!SHE-sorry im sick this weekend 
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HE- your face  must turn some heads
!SHE- and your face must turn a few stomach
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HE- go on dont be shy ask me out
!SHE- okay GET OUT
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HE- i thik i could make you very happy
!SHE- why are you leaving 
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